Parties & Debauchery

Whether you’re in the mood for a party, a par-tay, an affair, a ball, a bash, a blowout, a to-do, a function, a gala, or a cannibalistic blood orgy, Con on the Cob has you covered. Here’s a sampling of what’s in store:

2018 Parties!!

The Welcome to Some Kind of Enchanted Fairy Forest of Something Get-To-Know-Everyone Party (All Ages)

Join our staff, guests, and other fancy peeps in a toast to whatever it is you want to toast (maybe toast itself). Munch some gourmet vittles and shmooze with the crust. Dress in your shabbiest finery and enjoy the faux-chic ambiance. It’s to die for (not literally).

Features of this shindig include a welcoming speech by Con on the Cob founder Andy Hopp (that’s me), a tour of the digs, and all sorts of fun jazz.

Thursday 8pm in the Party Room

The Drink & Draw (Wretch & Sketch) (21+)

Up in the Con Suite find drunk people with sketch books and not drunk people with sketch books. Come early for drawing games and prizes! Drinking not required, only enabled.

Thursday 10pm in the Con Suite

The Fabulous Fairy Fracas

Geek Watch One does thing up! Fairy wings and paraphenalia are optional but encouraged. There will be dancing, drinking, shenanigans, a brownie baking competition (bring some brownies to enter), and more!

Friday 9pm in the Party Room

The Children of the Cob Fairy Party(Children of the Cob)

This party has it all. Everything. Nothing is left out (except for stuff that isn’t a magic show, hot dogs, games, a pinata, and other fun things for kids to do). Fairy wings and accoutrement are encouraged (you know, to get into the spirit of the thing).

Saturday 12pm in the Children of the Cob Room

Kids in Costumes (All Ages)

This rambling good time includes trick and/or treating throughout the entire con, a kids’ costume contest, and other assorted bits of tid. Wear a costume if you have one. Prizes will be awarded and fun will be had.

Saturday 4:30pm in the Children of the Cob Room

Barfleet Away Mission (21+)

Our friends from Barfleet and the U.B.S. Casual are hosting this bad ass rave style madhouse. Dress in your snazziest explorer duds and dance, dance, dance the night away. If dancing isn’t your thing there’ll be other stuff too, like hillbilly leg wrestling (hosted by our pals at Gutbusting Games), drawing on people with Sharpies, obeying the rules, and brushing your teeth after every meal.

Saturday 9pm in the GLOOM ROOM

Savage Saturday Night Bar & Chill (21+)

A CotC tradition from way back in the day, the awesome monkey-faced sock jockeys from the Dirty Dirty Grill and Sauce Gang heap upon us a dose of freshly grilled hot imaginary dogs and a bunch of assorted beverages. There’s ridiculous conversation, music, laughter, and good clean family fan (provided your family is a horde of depraved lunatics).

Saturday 9pm in Room 307

The Masquerave (All Ages)

Saturday night is the night for the ALL AGES masquerade party.  It all gets started around 7:30pm.  Things get funky with dancing, socializing, and possibly a bit of Extreme Twister!

Saturday 7pm in the Con Suite.

Rogue Cthulhu  Club Carcosa: Vice City 80’s Party

Take a Red! Get Amped and dust off your leg warmers, dig out your mini skirts and tease up your hair. Zip up your MJ Zipper Jackets and pull on your fingerless gloves. This will be the raddest place to Pop’N’Lock on the planet. Rogue Cthulhu throws parties that are totally Bitchin’. Whatchu talkin bout? Can’t touch this!. Be there or be square! Free Adult beverages, 1980’s costume contest, Break dance contest, Prizes, and the most bombdigity dance track that is the Jam!. 21+ only.

Friday 11pm in the Rogue Cthulhu Room

2d6 Live show and party

Come see the Greatest Nerdcore Rap Group of all time! Oh yeah did I mention it’s a party also with Free Adult Beverages.

Saturday 11pm in the Rogue Cthulhu Room

The Third Furst Annual Furstival of Furries!

Inviting all furries, furry friends, and furry enthusiasts! Join us for the Furst Annual Furstival of Furries! (A family friendly, all ages event.)

Saturday 10am in the Party Room

Goblin Tea

An interactive and riotous tea party hosted by Gandersnitch the goblin. As we attempt to recreate a proper Victorian Tea, by the proper rules and guidelines, the addition of goblin magic and rampant misinterpretations creates an experience never to be forgotten. Lasts 30 to 45 minutes, depending on attendance. Thankfully, no actual tea is served, but each audience member does receive several goblin party favors to keep.

Saturday 2 pm in the Children of the Cob room.

Room Parties

Let us know if you are interested in hosting a party in your hotel room.