Scientists have determined there is no greater expression of human love and friendship than to gift another person with a Con on the Cob SUPER ULTRA MEGA DEAL or FOUR-DAY CONVENTION BADGE. In fact, such gift giving is the purest form of altruism and the grandest and eloquentest thing a person can do in life. It elevates both the giver and the receiver to heights hitherto undreampt.
To nab a gift registration is a very simple thing. All one must do is use the Badge Registration Form as usual to order the badge. Where is asks who the badge is for put your friend’s name. Then, come back here and download one of the following images. Write your name on it then send it to your friend. Your friend’s badge will be waiting at the CotC Registration Desk, possibly with bells on and baited breath, when your friend arrives.
See? Easy as pie. Easier, actually. Pie can be kind of challenging. The secret to a flaky crust is to keep the butter cold.