Parties & Debauchery


Whether you’re in the mood for a party, a par-tay, an affair, a ball, a bash, a blowout, a to-do, a function, a gala, or a cannibalistic blood orgy, Con on the Cob has you covered. Here’s a sampling of what’s in store:

The Welcome to The Haunted Amusement Park Get-To-Know-Everyone Party (All Ages)

Join our staff, guests, and other fancy peeps in a toast to whatever it is you want to toast (maybe toast itself). Munch some gourmet vittles and shmooze with the crust. Dress in your shabbiest finery and enjoy the faux-chic ambiance. It’s to die for (not literally).

Features of this shindig include a welcoming speech by Con on the Cob founder Andy Hopp (that’s me), a tour of the digs, and all sorts of fun jazz.

Thursday 8 pm in the Party Room

The Drink & Draw (Wretch & Sketch) (21+)

Up in the Con Suite find drunk people with sketch books and not drunk people with sketch books. Come early for drawing games and prizes! Drinking not required, only enabled.

Thursday 10 pm in the Con Suite

Horror Movie Mayhem Party (21+)

Break out your chainsaws and dust off your hockey masks, because this party is chock full of thrills and chills! Join us for a night of frightful frolics including themed drinks, horrific decor, a spooky costume contest, horror movie trivia, and prizes!

Friday 9 pm in the Hotel Bar

The Children of the Cob Haunted Amusement Party (Children of the Cob)

This party has it all. Everything. Nothing is left out (except for stuff that isn’t a magic show, hot dogs, games, a pinata, and other fun things for kids to do). Costumes and accoutrement are encouraged (you know, to get into the spirit of the thing).

Saturday 12 pm in the Children of the Cob Room

Kids in Costumes (All Ages)

This rambling good time includes trick and/or treating throughout the entire con, a kids’ costume contest, and other assorted bits of tid. Wear a costume if you have one. Prizes will be awarded and fun will be had.

Saturday 4:30 pm in the Children of the Cob Room

Knights of the Bourbon Barrel Drink for Charity (21+)

Bourbon tasting with our good friends from Knights of the Bourbon Barrel.

Saturday 6-8pm in the Party Room

Barfleet Away Mission (21+)

Our friends from Barfleet and the U.B.S. Casual are hosting this bad ass rave style madhouse. Dress in your snazziest explorer duds and dance, dance, dance the night away. If dancing isn’t your thing there’ll be other stuff too, like hillbilly leg wrestling (hosted by our pals at Gutbusting Games), drawing on people with Sharpies, obeying the rules, and brushing your teeth after every meal.

Saturday 9 pm in the Party Room

The All Ages Karaoke Jam (All Ages)

Saturday night is the night for the ALL AGES masquerade party and karaoke jam jam.  It all gets started around 7:30pm.  Things get funky with dancing, socializing, and possibly a bit of Extreme Twister!

Saturday 7 pm in the Con Suite.

Room Parties

Let us know if you are interested in hosting a party in your hotel room.